• The Alchemist: Alright. Let's start again. Get me a dictionary.
• Pete White: But we have the internet.
• The Alchemist: I don't wanna play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary. Ugh, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Friggin' MySpace. What, I'm not supposed to look at his friend's comments? They're right on the first page! It's hardly snooping!